Lessons learned from reading, writing, and editing 1000+ cyber resumes, publishing an ever-evolving resume template, and gladiator battle with resume parsing robots. (Hint: robots=suck). I’m sure you really enjoyed the last time you wrote your resume, submitted it to 1337 employers, and had 0x00 callbacks. Come listen to a guy that sold a cyber-focused recruiting company and we'll walk through what makes a good resume good and an average resume bad but leave the cat memes at home. Unless it’s #nyancat. Or a cat meme glued to a very full tequila bottle.