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Meghan & Harry Interview: WANTED A MEDIATOR (With King Charles)



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Meghan and Harry are questioned on their request for a Mediator when meeting with King Charles around the time of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. A fraudster with no gender writes in to complain about it being a ridiculous idea that the royal family would have never, in their right minds, have gone for!

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Transcript:

H: Yeah, we asked for a Mediator between us and my father, us and the royals.

M: I don’t see what’s wrong with bringing someone in to work as a unifier of two parties

H: Like the cream between the two biscuit halves of an oreo.

CJ: Profound Harry, but you must admit it is a ludicrous suggestion insofar as they were obviously never going to go for it.

M: Yeah, because they won’t embrace modern solutions to age-old problems.

CJ: I even heard that Camilla choked on her tea

M: That’s a shame but the best way to avoid future family squabbles is to set up safespace parameters and proper accountability for what people say, right, because like,

H: Because words have feelings

M: No, because words have consequences and can, you know, cause seriously hurt feelings

H: Oh that’s it, I knew words and feelings were connected somehow but couldn’t remember how

M: Which makes me wonder why you spoke in the first place

H: Yes, right, my mistake,

CJ: I have a comment here from a Fraudster with no gender who’s favourite song is the great pretender, who asks what disneyfied version of reality are they living in thinking that Prince Charles and Prince William are going to air their grievances in front a mediatior whose probably a pansexual spiritual-Herbalist guiadance coucillor with a ponytail and a name tag with his prefered prouons and name like Kevin spelt with a “C”

H: You leave Cevin out of this!

M: He’s a great guy and he help me deal with Harry’s annoying habits

CJ: What did he suggest?

M: Spend less time with him.

H: Simple, but effective.

M: It works

H: Now, when we do see each other, all those little annoying things are now like little love muffins that Meghan finds endearing

(Meghan - Lukewarm reaction)

H: She loves it all, like when I break into song Get what’s comin to me, get what’s coming to me

M: Remember Harry, the rarer the better.

CJ: Back to Cevin

H: Yeah Cevin is a great guy, he helped me when I was starting to worry that Meghan was taking me over

CJ: Oh, what did he say?

H: Just give in and go with it
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