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What is it? Cocaine Dealer :
This game is criminally under rated, see what I did there?

This is my review for the game Cocaine Dealer.
I’m truly note even sure if I am aloud to post this.

Cocaine Dealer is a game about, well selling coke. 70% pure un-aldurated drugs. And the thing is, it’s really addicting. No pun intended.

You start off as a lonely drug dealer with only one employee, and equipped with the only things a drug dealer needs.. I think. A phone, a scale, a single playing card, and a blender.
Now if your anything like me, you will have fucking clue, why there is a blender on the table.

On today’s episode of “Today I learned” that you use a blender to “cut” the purer coke, and mix it in with some not so pure stuff, which gives you more product, at a lesser amount. So less good coke, but more of it.

You progress through this, simulator. Selling dope, bagging dope, and then buying more dope. Oh and btw, your customers expect 1 oz. But don’t dwell on that, you can be off a point or two, just don’t skimp on a customer, or you’ll fucking die.

Just kidding, you won’t die, you’ll just lose the customer.

But you will die, if you don’t pay back a dealer in time. Don’t do that.

While your doing all this, you have to make sure you don’t get too much heat, that’ll lead to raids, you can either flush all of your drugs, or try to hide them. I think its only a 20% chance of being successful.. so be careful.

Overall this game is simple, but surprisingly deep. You sell, cut, manage, and buy cocaine. Then do it again. You can buy your employees bikes, scooters, or cars to make them bitches go faster.

This is the closest I’ll ever be to becoming a drug dealer, and I’m okay with that. The fear of not getting mad mike his money in time is a scary thought.

8/10 would recommend just for the shear addiction.
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